omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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