i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
