I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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