Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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