DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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