please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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