return my video game
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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