i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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