I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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