Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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