So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you inspire me to be a worse person
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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