I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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