She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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