so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I deserve this hangover.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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