She announced her abortion via fbk
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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