Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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