so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You surviving the open bar?
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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