At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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