what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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