No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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