Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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