Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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