I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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