That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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