whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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