I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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