Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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