problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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