champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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