spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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