Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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