do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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