I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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