Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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