There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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