dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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