On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the day after is always just damage control
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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