Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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