I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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