I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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