Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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