i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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