the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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