Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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