quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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