If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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