She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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