I need help removing her.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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