I will die if light touches me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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