My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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