I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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