Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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