Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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