Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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