Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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