i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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