How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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