You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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