Dual....:-)
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dick very happy bro
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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