and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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