We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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